Cliven Bundy, the Section 8 Plantationist

You're a shame to your ancestors, Cliven. Though I must admit, it's been amusing to watch your decrepit, freeloading ass roam all across the Nevada landscape, squatting on federal property for over two decades and drawing the most virulent white supremacists out of the bunkers they've been streaming Stormfront from. You've been declared a hero …

Suey Park, as Dan Choi

He was the man who some say singlehandedly brought down the military's policy of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, placing his entire person in full view of the public. Wearing the Army's dress blues and the stare of a disciplined infantryman on the cover of The Atlantic, Lt. Dan Choi became the face of a revolution that would …